dickpong

About Dickpong

Ever stared at a Caddyshack DVD case and thought, “This could be a sports accessory”? That’s the magic of Dickpong—a glorious mash-up of pickleball and beer pong, with DVD cases as paddles and a net set at “dick” height. Some say it was cooked up by the wild minds at UCLA, but honestly, we have zero proof. Where it started? Who knows. What matters is it’s here now—and it’s absurdly fun.

What began as a weekend experiment is now a real game, with rules, starter kits, and a loyal fanbase. Whether you’re rallying for bragging rights or just trying to drain a cup with flair, one thing’s certain: it’s always a good time to dickpong.

Ridiculous name? Absolutely. Worth playing? 100%.

Meet Our Leaders

Andres Aguilar

Andres Aguilar - CEO

Andres Aguilar is the fearless leader and visionary behind Dickpong. With a background in turning outrageous ideas into thriving movements, Andres saw an opportunity where others saw chaos. His leadership style can best be described as "spontaneous yet somehow planned," which has worked wonders in building the Dickpong empire. When he's not overseeing the growing community of Dickpong players, he's dreaming up even crazier ways to push the boundaries of fun.

In his downtime, Andres enjoys scaling mountains, testing the limits of his endurance, and giving zero f*cks about conventional wisdom. Dickpong is the natural extension of his philosophy: play hard, make your own rules, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Race Noeldner

Race Noeldner - COO

Race Noeldner, the man who keeps the Dickpong machine running, is the steady hand behind the madness. As COO, Race ensures that all operations are in tip-top shape, from logistics to strategy. He’s the kind of guy who can organize chaos and make it look effortless, which is exactly what Dickpong needed as it exploded onto the scene.

A former collegiate athlete and eternal competitor, Race knows how to balance fun and function. When he’s not keeping the Dickpong ship afloat, he’s probably out on the water, pushing his limits in yet another sport—because why stop at one victory when you can have them all?

Max Noeldner

Max Noeldner - Senior Vice President

Max Noeldner brings the big picture to Dickpong. As Senior Vice President, Max is the mastermind behind new ventures and creative expansions. His knack for identifying opportunities others miss has helped bring Dickpong from a backyard sport to something that might just crash the Olympics one day. If there’s a new market to explore, Max is already there.

When he’s not busy expanding Dickpong’s empire, Max is likely honing his skills on the court, where his competitive spirit truly shines. He believes in taking risks, going big, and always playing for keeps. After all, what’s the point if you’re not going all in?