Dickpong: where pickleball meets beer pong. The origin? A mystery. These are the official rules—follow them, or don’t. Just don’t lose focus—on the game or your drink.
Setup Instructions
- No court? No problem. Make one with tape for the perimeter and throw some chairs with tape across for the net (approximately dick height).
- Paddles? Nah. You’re using DVD cases.
- Pickleball? Absolutely not. You’re playing with a ping pong ball.
- Cup setup: 6 or 10 cups, your choice. Classic beer pong triangle formation.
Game Rules
- 2v2 or 1v1—whatever you can handle. It’s pickleball rules with a drunk twist.
- Score a point? You get a shot at the cups. Make one? The other team drinks.
- Bonus: Make the ping pong ball in the cup during volleying, and the other team drinks two cups
- First team to clear all cups, wins. Simple, right? But with beer and a DVD case, things get wild.